Archive for the ‘texts from last night’ Tag
This clever website, texts from last night, posts people’s submitted texts that are drunken, high, weird, what have you … whatever they are, they’re hilarious.
Here’s a sample of my favorites:
(973): On a scale from 0 to 24…wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
(310): dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
(323): no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
(310): oh, so thats why my junks red.
(323): wow. cant help you there…
(208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
(310): your room smells of hookers.
(904): And success