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Tracy Jordan

102435__tracy_l1In preparation for tonight’s 30 Rock, here is a top shelf selection of Tracy Jordan quotes. You’re welcome.

Tracy: [on birthdays] I don’t need it. I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, I’m often surprised.

Tracy: Stop eating people’s old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don’t you know you can fly?

Tracy Jordan: [Recording new promos for The Girlie Show] Hi, I’m Tracy Jordan, and I’m bringing the black back to NBC. And I’m proud as a peacork, baby.
Liz Lemon: That’s great Tracy but it’s peacock.
Tracy Jordan: What I say?
Liz Lemon: Peacork.
Tracy Jordan: Peacock. Think peaCOCK. Right, Jenna?
Stage Manager: In 3, 2…
Tracy Jordan: Hi, I’m Tracy Jordan, and I’m bringing the black back to NBC. And I’m proud as a peaCOCK, baby.
Liz Lemon: Okay. That time I think you may have hit it a little bit too hard. Also can you throw Jenna’s name in there for me?
Stage Manager: In 3, 2…
Tracy Jordan: Hi, I’m Tracy Jordan, and I’m bringing the black back to NBC. Right, Jenna Malvangany?
Liz Lemon: Maroney, rhymes with baloney.
Stage Manager: In 3, 2…
Tracy Jordan: Hi, I’m Tracy Jordan, and I’m bringing the black back to NBC. And I’m proud as a peacock. Right, my baloney?
Liz Lemon: Nope.
Stage Manager: In 3, 2…
Tracy Jordan: Hi, I’m Tracy Jordan. I’m black NBC. Very proud, like peacocks. Right, Janet?
[end of take]
Tracy Jordan: I think we got it! I think we got it!
Jack: Yep, I think we did.

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